In a recent study conducted by a 12 year old, the average spectator in a takeover
crowd had an IQ 50 IQ points below the national average*. Takeover drivers
scored up to 75 IQ points lower than the national average*, and instagram
takeover commenters scored 100 IQ points lower than average* (in the negatives).
In that study, a survey was conducted that concluded that of the 162 takeover commenters sampled, only 1 in 25 words were spelled correctly and only 1 in 52 sentences were constructed in a logical, readable manner.
This validates the car communities notion that takeovers are hosted and attended by high school dropouts and the likes, who likely spend their morning working at burger king and depositing their entire paycheck in $5 bills to "flex" on their "ops".
We look forward to the next study this 12 year old coducts, and will be sure to report on their findings.
*United States National IQ Average: 98 Points
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8/12/2023
Exploring the Possible Connection Between Street Takeover Events and Diminished Cognitive Patterns
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